My favorite qoutes! I get my wisdom from these! ;)

"It's been many years since I've had such an exemplary vegetable."
-Mr. Collins (Pride and Prejudice)

"Wit is educated insolence."
-Aristotle

"Well behaved women rarely make history."
-Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

"You need a liver to live Cuddy; Hence the name."
-Dr. House

"Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us."
-Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice)

"I realized early on that the academy and the literary world alike — and I don’t think there really is a distinction between the two — are always dominated by fools, knaves, charlatans and bureaucrats. And that being the case, any human being, male or female, of whatever status, who has a voice of her or his own, is not going to be liked."
-Harold Bloom

"For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also."
-Matthew 6:21

" The name of the LORD is a strong tower; the righteous run to it and are safe."
-Proverbs 18:10

"Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will make your paths straight."
-Proverbs 3:5-6

"If I'm not back in five minutes just wait longer."
-Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

"Jafar: Gazeem was obviously less than worthy. Iago: Wow! Theres a big surprise! I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise."
-Aladdin

"Austin : Oh, there you are. Stranger : Do I know you? Austin : No, but you're there!"
-Austin Powers

"The only true wisdom consists of knowing that you know nothing."
-Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

"Skadoosh."
-Kung Fu Panda

"Romeo save me; I've been feeling so alone."
-Taylor Swift

"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain."
-Bob Marley

"She blinded me with science."
-Thomas Dolby

"All those people going somewhere, why have I never cared? Give me your eyes for just one second, give me your heart so I can see."
-Brandon Heath

"Today is a winding road that's taking me to places that I didn't want to go."
-Boys like girls

"Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer. Do you know you're unlike any other? You'll always be my thunder and I said your eyes are the brightest of all the colors. I don't wanna ever love another. You'll always be my thunder."
-Boys like girls