Sunday, January 25, 2009

Life's General Annoyances

Most people aren't annoyed by simple matters, or at least they don't complain about them. I however, would like to "call out" these little annoyances that sometimes go unnoticed. Most people complain about traffic, or an annoying neighbor, but I like to complain about stuff that is inevitable, and that we have just gotten used to. For example, when people point at their wrist when asking for the time....WHY?? I mean, I speak English and you pointing at your wrist isn't going to help me better understand what you're asking! It's not like I point at my crotch when I ask you where the restroom is. Second of all, all those little mail-in subscriptions that fall out while you are looking at a magazine...that has to be the most annoying thing ever. It's like every couple of pages a new one falls out and lands on the floor for you to pick up and throw away anyway. If I want your magazine subscription I'll order it OK?? I also hate when you go to the movie theater with someone and in an awesome scene they go, "Did you see that?!" No, I paid $8 to come in here and stare at the floor. Yes I saw it! And I certainly saw it if it was a suspenseful moment! I know this will hit home to a lot of people, but I hate it when people lose all of their grammer skills when talking to kids and babies. I mean, how is a kid supposed to learn their language when adults aren't even speaking it to them? It's like "boo boo ahh boo!" What the heck does that even mean? Our kids would probably start talking a lot sooner if we didn't do that. Well, for my final thing on this blog, I hate when you go to like Wal-mart or something and you see a reaaaallllyyy fat person get on one of those motorized buggys. I just saw you walking in here so you do not need that cart and plus you could really use the exercise! Why can't you just walk around and get your three items (because that's all that fits in those baskets on the front) and have some respect for the elderly and handicapped who really need them?? Well, that's my rant for today. There are plenty more things that drvie me crazy, but that is for a later blog. Thanks for reading!

4 comments:

  1. that is hilarious Connie!!! i like when you said, "I don't point at my crotch when I need to go use the restroom" hahahaha!

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  2. LOL. Yeah i seriously think of this stuff.

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  3. I liked this Connie, and agree with most of them haha!!

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